Honk Twice For Bird Barrage
Call Center | Winchester, KY, USA(I work at a call center for truck drivers.)
Me: “Thank you for calling the service center. My name is ***, are you experiencing a breakdown?”
Trucker: “Yeah, I need a new windshield.”
Me: “Ok, sir. What happened to your current windshield?”
Trucker: “A bird went through it.”
Me: “Alright, a bird hit your windshield and cracked it, correct?”
Trucker: “No, the bird went THROUGH the windshield. It’s sitting in the passenger seat now and the windshield has a hole in it.”
Me: “So, what kind of bird is it?”
Trucker: “… a dead one.”
From Zero to Stupid In 10 Seconds
Customer: “Hi, I just brought this machine. I hooked it up as per the manual and it won’t turn on.”
Me: “Did you plug it in?”
Customer: “Of course. I’m not an idiot.”
Me: “Did you turn off the surge-master?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Double-checked all the wires?”
Customer: “For God’s sake, YES! It was fairly simple; it’s all color-coded. You’d have to be a moron to make a mistake.”
Me: “OK…why don’t you tell me what you did?”
Customer: “I unpacked it, plugged all the wires in, and then plugged it into my outlet.”
Me: “Then?”
Customer: “Then I put the accelerator on the floor and stepped on it.”
Me: “…ma’am, there is no accelerator on your computer…”
Customer: “Yes there is! It’s that thing that has two buttons on either side, and that little wheel on the bottom!”
(In case it wasn’t obvious, she had stepped on the mouse.)
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